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Like his good friend and fellow NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs who runs the NCIS: Callen's relationship with Kensi is one seen between siblings. Sam: Come on, I think it would be great for you to be in a relationship. . (Deeks is undercover for the LAPD and Kensi for the NCIS but they don't know the real identity of the other) .. You know, give 'em a taste of the real LA that's not in the star tours. Granger: Is this where you quote Sun Tzu in a thinly veiled threat?. Following Kensi's return, Anna embarks on a relationship with Callen and joins . (based on average total viewers per episode) of NCIS: Los Angeles on CBS.
You want me to handle this? Examines the box It's stuffed, it's a king cobra, and its venom could kill a grown man inside fifteen minutes. I thought those things were bigger.
Yeah, not so big until he stretches out and locks on to your butt. You really have a GSA class six safe in your den? Told you, I have to keep my valuables safe. Plus, a couple of tickets for the Lakers-Knicks tomorrow night. And they're both spoken for. What do you mean, what else? Why does there have to be a what else?
Because that was way too easy. Sam laughs And because that is your 'I'm hiding something' laugh. There is nothing else. There is definitely something else.
That can't be it. Is this a Navy Seals thing? I'll show you a Navy Seals thing. They get out of the car Callen: I have a Michael Jackson glove, from the Bad tour in ' He threw it out in the front row of the Madison Square Garden show.
One of those white gloves? He was the King of Pop, G. The King of Pop. Why was it just one glove and not two? If you have to ask, you just don't get it.
Eric is discussing the planned bank heist Sam: Then why pay a heist crew? Why not hire a hacker? Because banks have unique security protocols for funds frozen by the FBI. You have to have physical access to the actual terminal to move the money. But that's never stopped you before. Well, most hackers don't have access to the toys that I do. I can make us all very wealthy in about two minutes.
They keep staring Not that you would want me to, not that I would want to. The team discusses using Kensi to flirt with the bank's inside man Kensi: Am I the only one who wonders why there's a suspect in every case who happens to be a bachelor? Well, seeing as how criminals tend to be male with anti-social proclivities… Kensi: And also wonders why that always seems to be the vector that we go after first?
The lowest hanging fruit is the easiest to pick, Agent Blye. You don't have a TV, you don't read the newspaper, you clearly don't spend any time getting ready. Maybe I was working out. Huh, you don't work out. Yeah, when people are shooting at us! Come on, I think it would be great for you to be in a relationship.
Sam, how many times do we have this conversation- you're my partner not my mother. What are the chances this isn't a suicide? I'd say about zero percent. What do you know that we don't? The words to every TV theme song?
I'm a firm believer that what you drive reflects who you are. What Admin Division is encrypted? The ones used to cover something confidential. Yeah, you heard me. I know you're taking PCH. I'm not sitting in traffic. So, I'll find everything I can about Yeoman Rush. You two suck exhaust for the next two hours. Hey, what do you say we, uh, stop for donuts?
You didn't say anything about donuts! Street racing's a growing problem. These kids spend more than the car's worth making them go fast.
I was chasing a suspect! That was - that was our day off.
You were late picking me up for a King's game. No donut, no love. We put the "cool" in school. Wouldn't that be "chool"? The "h" is silent. You gotta admire their spirit. One tragedy after another, and they just keep moving on.
You have to otherwise, it eats you alive. Give me a wrench. This baby's suffered enough. Sorry, didn't know you cared so much. Well, what can I say? Grease is my favorite perfume. It's just traffic school, how hard can that be? Remember those Libyans that took us off their troller? The Libyans don't sing. Tokan was James' idea. None of the guys would race a woman. You know guys and their egos. Hey, what about me, huh?
I-I got radiation poisoning. Come - come on.NCIS Los Angeles - 8x19 Kensi and Deeks almost have sex
I-I need medical attention. I'm gonna give you two of these, okay? Those were breath mints! Never underestimate the importance of good oral hygiene. We're only going to get one chance at this. Having said that, I've made some adjustments to the Challenger. It may be your car, Sam. But Uncle Sam pays the gas. From what we've seen, Mr. You don't seem to need any help. So high above your pay grade, you wouldn't recognize the view. How was your flight? I hope you guys are better liars out on the street.
I've removed the Supercharger from the Challenger. Why would you do that? Oh geeze, I wonder. Do I have to remind you of the nunchuk incident? You get hurt; you're driving yourself to the ER. That's all I'm saying. Wushu is the Chinese martial art with 18 arms or weapons. I prefer the steel whip or the meteor hammer, but you have to stay in practise with all of them. I mean, you never know when a horde of murderous Mongols are gonna come galloping over Laurel Canyon.
Eric blows a whistle from the balcony to the rest of the team Eric: All hands on deck. Oh, do I look as if I have gone daft? I'd sooner give a chain saw to a spider monkey. At least I took his Segway away. I'll speak to Mr. Sooner than later, okay. Because the next time he toots that thing, he won't be using his lips.
Go with God, Mister Callen or whoever it is who watches over you. I have a guardian angel. She's tiny, but very tough. You wanna be briefed on this? I can run it by Director Vance, if you prefer. One of the reasons I'm here is to protect him as a designated fall guy. That mad woman went off her rocker and acted autonomously.
You're the first line of defense? Yeah, you gotta get by me first. Unlike other administrators, he is not afraid to accompany the team into the field. Granger spent many years overseas as a field agent on many hazardous assignments before becoming an administrator.
He is a long time friend and sometimes adversary of Hetty. Miguel Ferrer's last appearance as Owen Granger was on the Season 8 episode "Payback", which aired on February 19, seasons 5—8; recurring seasons 3—4. At the end of the eighth season, Michelle is kidnapped and murdered by Tahir Khaled in a vendetta against Sam.
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He initially spent a great amount of time "getting the new LA office up and running", but still returns to ensure the well-being of his agents. Vance appears in the season two finale and season three premiere. He makes his tenth appearance during season six. He often works with OSP. An undercover operative, Renko later reported directly to Owen Granger. The team were fond of him, so it came as a shock when he was gunned down during an operation gone awry in a revenge attack.
She often assists the team on their investigations. She is incredibly quirky and develops an affinity for Nate Getz, showing great romantic interest in the psychologist. A "brother" to Sam, of sorts, he joins a terrorist group and assists in the kidnapping of Dom. Developing a conscience, Moe assists in Dom's escape. He is later found dead by the NCIS agents. Vyto Ruginis as Arkady Kolcheck, a retired Russian operative seasons 1—present: He is friends with Callen.
He considers himself to be of great assistance to the NCIS team but often brings trouble in his wake. He has a daughter whom he does not know very well.
Initially adversarial, the team later warmed to Hunter. She was reassigned following Lange's return but was later kidnapped and murdered by the Chameleon.
Her death has a lasting effect on Lange. Christopher Lambert as Marcel Janvier, a serial killer and criminal mastermind season 3—5: When Marcel is conducting business transactions, his modus operandi is to buy the supplies for his employers and then arrange a drop-off for the merchandise.
He is the primary antagonist to Callen during the show's third season and is responsible for the deaths of Hunter and Renko. Cyber where he re-trains as a senior intelligence analyst. He is arrested by the team while deep undercover. Kensi initially believes him to be her suspect, but she later realizes he is a skilled operative and will be of great use to her.
Anslem Richardson as Tahir Khaled, a local warlord in Sudan seasons 3, Callen when they went to collect evidences about genocide and pick up his sister Jada Khaled. He is Sam's arch-enemy where Sam took his sister from him and, since then, Tahir began plotting to get revenge upon him. He is the primary antagonist of seventh and eighth season, and later murders Sam's wife, Michelle near the end of the latter. He eventually kills himself via bomb in a last failed attempt to kill Sam.
Matthew Del Negro as Jack Simon seasons 5, 7: Kensi's ex-fiance, who was suspected of being a war-criminal known as 'The White Ghost'. Kensi was assigned to assassinate him in the series' fifth season.