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Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents () Greg meets Jack Robert Quotes. Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat! Greg Focker: Oh. Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro Godfather Movie, The Godfather Part Ii, Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver • Martin Scorsese Cinema Quotes, Film Quotes, Robert De Niro: the goatee that made Taxi Driver, Goodfellas and Meet the Parents. This week it was Robert De Niro's 71st birthday, and as I was scrawling Meet the Parents () “I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?” performance which paved the way for roles in Godfather II and Taxi Driver.
I must be what I, what I want. You know, to be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You, you, you become, you get a job, you you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn, one guy lives in Sutton Place, you get a lawyer, another guy's a doctor, another guy dies, another guy gets well, and you know, people are born. I envy you your youth. Go out and get laid. Get drunk, you know, do anything. I mean we're all fucked, more or less you know.
Yeah, I don't know. That's about the dumbest thing I ever heard. I'm not Bertrand Russell. Well what do ya want. I'm a cabbie you know. What do I know? I mean, I don't even know what the fuck you're talkin' about. Yeah I don't know. Maybe I don't know either.
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Don't worry so much. Relax Killer, you're gonna be all right. I know I seen a lot of people and uh, I know. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. There you go - a supreme high re-sale weapon. I could sell those guns to some jungle bunny in Harlem for five hundred bucks. But I just deal high-quality goods to the right people. This might be a little too big for practical purposes in which case for you, I'd recommend. That's a beautiful little gun.
It's nickel-plated, snub nose, otherwise the same as the service revolver. That'll stop anything that moves. The Magnum - they use that in Africa for killin' elephants. Some of these guns are like toys.Meet the parents / Meet the fockers - Circle of trust compilation
It's got a really nice action to it and a heck of a whallop. You interested in a automatic? It's a nice little gun. It's a beautiful little gun. It holds six shots in the clip, one shot in the chamber, if you're dumb enough to put a round in the chamber. Here, look at this. That's a nice gun. Now that's a beautiful little gun. Just given out to officers. Ain't that a little honey? How much for everything? Only a jack-ass would carry that cannon in the streets like that.
Here's a beautiful hand-made holster I had made in Mexico. How about any Uppers? No I'm not interested in that stuff. I can get ya crystal meth. How about a Cadillac? I get ya a brand new Cadillac. With the pink slip for two grand. Hey, you're a Secret Service man aren't ya? Just waiting for the Senator. You're waiting for the Senator? That's a very good answer. I'm waitin' for the sun to shine. I saw some suspicious looking people over there.
They were just here, uh. They were very, very, uh Is it hard to get to be in the Secret Service? Well, I was just curious, because I think I'd be good at it. I was in the Marine Corps you know, I'm good with crowds. I'm noticin' the little pin there. A secret signal for the Secret Service. Hey, what kind of guns do you guys carry? Look, uh, if you're really interested, if you give me your name and address, we'll send you all the information on how to apply. My name is Henry Krinkle. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop.
Fair Lawn, New Jersey. Is there a zip code to that Henry? That's, uh, six digits. I was thinking of my telephone number. Well, I've got it all. Henry, we'll get all the stuff right out to you. You have to be careful in and around a place like this. Officer, I swear I'm clean. I'm just waitin' here for a friend. You gonna bust me for nothin' man?
I'm not a cop. So why are you askin' me for action? I suppose that ain't a. You're a real cowboy? Fifteen dollars, fifteen minutes, twenty-five dollars, half an hour.
I once had a horse, on Coney Island. She got hit by a car. Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't fuck her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old.
You ain't never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, fuck her in the mouth, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your cock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right? Catch you later, copper. See you later, copper. I'm no cop, man. Well if you are, it's entrapment already. Go ahead, have yourself a good time. You're a funny guy. But looks aren't everything. Go ahead man, have a good time. Are you really twelve and a half?
Listen mister, it's your time. Fifteen minutes ain't long. When that cigarette burns out, your time is up. How old are you? You won't tell me? That's not any kind of name.
That's easy to remember. Yeah, but what's your real name? I don't like my real name. Now what's your real name? Well, what's wrong with that? That's a nice name. That's what you think. No, don't do that.
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Don't you remember me? Remember when you got into a taxi, it was a checkered taxi. You got in and that that guy Matthew came by and he said he wanted to take you away. He pulled you away. I don't remember that. You don't remember any of that?
I'm gonna get you out of here. So we'd better make it or Sport will get mad. So how do you want to make it? I don't want to make it. I call him Sport. Listen, uh, listen, hey, can I tell you somethin'. But you're the one that came into my cab. You're the one that wanted to get out of here.
Well, I must have been stoned. Why, what do you mean? Do they drug you? Oh come off it, man. Don't you want to make it? No, I don't want to make it. I want to help you. Well, I could help you. What the hell's the matter with you? Mister, you don't have to make it mister. Don't you want to get out of here? Can't you understand why I came here? I think I understand, uh. I tried to get into your cab one night and you want to come and take me away. Yeah, but don't you want to go?
I can leave anytime I want to. Well then, what about that one night? Look, I was stoned. That's why they stopped me.
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So they just, uh, protect me from myself. I understand, and it means somethin', really. Oh look, can I see you again? Ha, ha, that's not hard to do. No, I don't mean like that. The film's script was initially written with Jim Carrey in the role of Greg and contained much more physical comedy, something that Stiller did not think would be successful with himself playing the role.
She ultimately lost the role to Teri Polo because the filmmakers "didn't think [Watts] was sexy enough". Jinx the cat was played by two five-year-old Himalayan cats named Bailey and Misha sometimes written as Meesha . The American Humane Association oversaw the filming of all scenes where the cats were used and ensured the animals' obedience and well-being by keeping two trainers and a veterinarian on set at all times. The name was written into the script after Jim Carrey came up with the idea for the Focker surname during a creative session held before he abandoned the project.
The filmmakers were asked if they had made up the name or if they can prove that such a name exists. The aspect ratio is 1. English language audio tracks available with the film are a 5. Additionally, English language subtitles are provided as well. The director discusses issues that include working with the cast, utilizing the best camera angles for comedic effect, discussing scenes that were improvised and scenes that were scripted, and commenting on issues surrounding shooting on location.
The editor speaks about putting together the best functioning comedy from material that was filmed and discusses some deleted scenes that were excluded from the DVD release. In addition, the DVD features a twelve-minute outtake section, three minutes of deleted scenesand Universal's Spotlight on Location featurette. Spotlight on Location is a standard minute-long featurette about the making of the film which includes interviews with the cast members and contains behind-the-scenes footage.
A region 1 "Bonus Edition" was released on December 14, and contains three additional featurettes: Meet the Parents soundtrack The original motion picture soundtrack for Meet the Parents was released on September 26, on the DreamWorks Records record label.