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I honestly think that he really didn't love my mom much. I don't know why, but eventually my fire obsession drove him insane, and he started going on crazy killing sprees. He's in jail now, until he dies. I walked over to her, nervously of course, and gave her a hug. I then looked in her eyes. Your talent is an art. It's beautiful, and there's almost nothing wrong with it, especially on the battlefield. It would be impossible for her not to notice now. Being stupid, I pulled away from the hug.
No one should ever want to hurt ya, in fact. We should do something, maybe tomorrow after control points, if you want to. Of course I'll still be focusing though! I came over to her again, and brushed the hair out of her face.
I backed up a little, shyly. Good for me that she did! Keira walked closer to me, and the room felt like it was on fire again.
Time seemed to stop as I felt her warm breath trail down my neck, and as soon as I knew it, her soft lips were dancing on my cheek. A chilling feeling went through my body, like I was a sentry and had been sapped. I'm pretty sure she took notice of the movement in my pants during the moment. Embarrassing, but oh well! I walked backwards out of the room, waving a love struck goodbye. She waved back, her skin glowing. I left the room and closed the door behind me. My first thought was: I'm getting la- uh, I mean a date!
I got ready for our battle as usual. We were scheduled for control points at Dustbowl. I noticed that Keira has helped our team a lot, especially on this map. We had an hour to get ready, then we got into the van. Medic's van, to be specific. We were loading up, and I was just the last one to sit down until I noticed that Keira wasn't on yet. Well, let's just say that I acted as if the world was ending.
Yo I said hold up a sec! We gotta get Pyro!
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Don't drive yet doc! We hit each other so hard that the impact pretty much slammed us down. As if the scene wasn't bad enough, Spy just had to start laughing his head off at us. I could hear her groan under her mask, and I apologized. It was quiet enough so only she could hear my voice.
I stood up and held out my hand so she could get up too. We raced back to the van, where everybody was staring at us like we were naked. Medic turned around slowly and began to drive as everyone else followed suit.
I'll just come right out and say it, this round was crap for the other team. We shut 'em out! Before the match started, I was the first one waiting at the gate until the countdown was over.
Pyro came over to me, and motioned me good luck. I nodded, and before I knew it, the gates were released and I was the first one running out.
Suddenly, I felt a slight but soothing sting from my back. I turned around, ready to fire, but I realized that it was just a Medic charging me. I saw electric sparks fly across his body, then mine. I felt about five times stronger and faster. I pounced on 3 other enemies and shot them dead with my trusty Scattergun. Medic tried his best to keep up with me, but there was no way that I was going to slow down.
I jumped on the first point, and captured it with no sweat. It wasn't much later until the last control point was claimed by our team. And guess who captured it? Keira flamed everyone like it was her job. I guess that was her job, technically. She wasn't even charged up, all she did was ambush the sentry gun and a random engineer guarding it. That was all it took. I ran in after her and stood on the point while reloading. The announcer declared our team the winners, then basically her and I went on a killing spree after that.
I love the humiliation when the other team looses their weapons. We killed the whole other team.
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I don't know if that's called romance, but it's gonna be the closest we can get out on the battlefield. After a couple more games, the team headed back to the base to follow our usual routine.
Shower, lunch, or whatever you wanted to do. Pyro never came to the regular showers before, but I know why now of course. But why was she in the bathroom in Medic's office last week? Did he know that she was in there? If Medic knows and Keira doesn't, then she could be in a crapload of trouble. I gotta talk to Medic.
The founder of Mann Co. Unfortunately, upon arrival, he discovered that it was not full of gravel, but "fool's gravel". As his last act, he wills both of his sons the same land they convinced him to purchase. My weakling son Gray resurfaced last year and has treathened to blackmail me for it. I give the gravel to you" and swear you to utmost secrecy in its keeping. Spy Updatewhich was dismissed by the spy as being "ridiculous" The wording of all the item descriptions.
The normally verbose and deadpan Spy responds with: Update Apes in Space: Poopy Joe the monkeynaut was supposed to be one, but he tragically died in an explosion that was not caused by Mann Co. Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The Administrator before a round during the update: Between opposing Demomen and Soldiers. Whichever class could kill the most of the other class by the end of the war gets a pair of shoes. Also, the company's seemingly rushed sale of a high-precision rocket launcher was not in any way connected with Poopy Joe's tragic death.
The whole war was started just to prevent this fact from getting out.
Trolling Creator fashion, the headlines from the official update page: The blog has a picture of the Heavy kissing the Scout's mom. The Mac Update Aborted Arc: The comic promises a continuation We also never see the face of Saxton Hale's mysterious business rival The Mac Update gives out iPod earbuds to mercenaries from the mid-twentieth century. The supplementary comic goes even further; the RED team finds an Apple store that includes flatscreen televisions, iMacs, and miniguns that set up blogs and post blog entries when they are fired.
When the comic Loose Canon was released, the blog announced that the Mac comic is officially not canon.