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The name means 'lion killer' in Portuguese, which is also the name of a blood choke used in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and that's pretty fucking metal. Here are some of Ian's picks for the comic books that belong in any self-respecting metalheads' library. It sets the standard to which every story, comic or otherwise, should be held. See the movie, but only after you've read the book. This is Ledger's Joker at his insanely, murderous best. Dig Azzarello's take on the Penguin.
Miller's Spartan style pun intended works perfectly as he unfolds this tale of violent heroism. Read this, then pick up the DVD. You'll scream, 'Tonight we dine in Hell!! Well I did, anyway. Grayson is no Bruce Wayne and it's a good thing. Great story; great new villain, Pyg; and action, action, action. He is currently working on multiple new writing projects, as well as new material with his local New York metal band Flaming Tusk. Not too good, actually. Well, my wife was just bitten in the throat by this…person.
I could've sworn he was missing his intestines—well, not missing, they were everywhere, but they weren't…he was sick. She stopped moving a few minutes ago, and it sounds like the guy who bit her has a couple of friends with him, and none of them sound too happy that there's a door between us. Does this have anything to do with all these sirens and that big billow of smoke coming from downtown—wait, hold on.
My wife just got up. The dead rising from their graves and attacking the living is one of the oldest stories mankind has to offer. Death is the ultimate destination, and the idea of someone, or some thing in a human body, returning from it suggests to us that all bets are off, here comes the end. And while most metalheads have dreamed of the day they can grab a machete and take on the silent majority, let's not forget that the gore-soaked end of days is going to be a serious bummer.
So here to help you weigh your options—and they're growing slimmer with each victim—is my list of the Six Most and Least Metal Things About the Zombie Apocalypse. Zombies are like Nazis—no one's going to miss 'em, and they're good for not much other than being butchered. Ever wanted to exercise your scarier side? Mankind is sick—with greed, with ignorance, with distraction.
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And nothing gets everyone back on the same page like a horde of ravenous corpses. In a few minutes, your checking account is going to be the last thing on your mind. One of the chief arguments against death metal is that it's just a bunch of violent fantasies. In the zombie apocalypse, violence is reality, at all times. Here they come—someone cue up "Death Walking Terror. When the panic breaks out and people are doing everything they can not to be eaten, no one will care if you toss a TV through a gun store window and grab an AK.
In fact, they'll probably be relieved. Oh, thank God—a man with a huge gun. That teacher who tormented you all through high school? That boss who loved humiliating you in front of everyone? And now it's legal to put an axe through their head. Hey, you know how you said you wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last living man on the planet?
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Aw, does it suck to have to wait for your dealer to swing by? Trust me, you'll remember it fondly when you're scoping the horde for a walking corpse in tie-dye whose pockets you can search. The fat one in the beads! We'll all be a little too busy to be writing music, and while death metal may be culturally relevant, you just know the zombie war will result in a lot of acoustic let's-never-forget crap.
The law of the jungle dictates that only the strong will survive. And that doesn't mean strong-willed. That jock from high school? He made it out. And he's a decorated war hero.
There was a time when brutal murder was an exciting thing, the kind of idea that could spawn an amazing title track. But much like chocolate or tequila, too much can put you off. Ugh, Jesus, not more unholy carnage. Someone just put some fucking Portishead on. Sure, there'll be a burst of instinct-spawned fucking when the panic first sets in, but after that, it's just nightmares and the scent of stinking flesh. You nuzzle your girl's hair and all you smell is decayed eyelid.
The good news is, the human race overcame its undead attackers. The bad news is that there are now mountains of corpses everywhere. It is human nature to prostrate ourselves toward the powers that be. For eons, man has let his body do the talking in his conversation with God, using the rhythmic movements of his body to display emotions often completely unspeakable. David danced when he built a ship.
Salome danced so well that she got the head of John the Baptist. Whether you're a karate-kicking emo kid or a tip-toeing salsa star, your fate is inevitable: Many people think metal and dancing have no place near each other.
And hey, with legions of sallow kids in long-sleeved Burzum shirts standing back by the fire doors while the jocks grind on their girlfriends, it's understandable. Dancing is a loose term—technically, isn't stepping back and forth while windmilling your hair a form of dancing? When is dancing unspeakably metal? When it's also fighting. This Brazilian dance-based martial art pits two fighters in a breakdance to the death. Watch some videos online—it's like MMA only funkier.
Originated in the punk scene, slam-dancing has been a mainstay at metal shows ever since the Big Four cranked up the speed and Anthrax began using "stomp" and "mosh" as their catch-phrases. Everybody's doing the "Toxic Waltz. Okay, it's enjoyed by assholes and their fat wives, and there's a ton of pink. Ballet involves physical strain bordering torture. Ballerinas spend their spare time deforming their feet into points.
Don't agree with me? Not only is this fiery dance sexy as balls, but it involves whipping your partners around like a fucking rag doll.
That rose in the dude's mouth has thorns on it, remember. Whether you're whirling poi or spinning a baton, there's something awesome about whipping around a flaming object. A lot of metal acts would do well to hire a couple of fire dancers. Nothing like burning figure-eights to captivate a crowd. The third, Leonidasis accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet.
Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt.
Meet The Spartans (2008) Movie Script
Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.
Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation. They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war.
After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio.
Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.
Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino.