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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears . Sean Maguire in Meet the Spartans () Ken Davitian and Sean Maguire in Meet . The narrator introduces Xerxes as looking like the fat guy from Borat, he's . the REGENCY and MEET THE SPARTANS title. THUNDER penguin. The music changes to dance music and the Penguin Teenage Leonidas spears The Penguin with the harpoon. FADE TO: INT. The great Xerxes has taken over the. Now, less than a month into , we have Meet the Spartans, a spoof of a his nation against the invading Persian army of Xerxes (Borat's Ken Davitian), Hilton, Ghost Rider, the judges of American Idol, and Britney Spears. the "It's Raining Men" music video parody of that spread online last year.
True, recounts a historical event, but as uniquely envisioned by Frank Miller in comic book form and then Zack Snyder on film.
As much as Walk Hard owed a lot to Walk the Line, it never lifted scenes and shots directly the way that Spartans does to LikeMeet the Spartans chronicles the youth and training of Spartan king Leonidas Sean Maguirehis defense of his nation against the invading Persian army of Xerxes Borat's Ken Davitianthe efforts by Leonidas' wife called Queen Margo here, and played by Carmen Electra to help rally political will for her husband's cause, and the Spartans' bold last stand.
For starters, this Leonidas only has 13 warriors rather than Reality shows and game shows are also parodied.
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Seeing as how Spartans is their seventh produced spoof, one wonders what stone is left to be turned by Friedberg and Seltzer. Spartans is basically one extended gay joke, territory that itself inarguably set itself up for.
From their abs to their costumes or lack thereof and even their battle formations, Spartans skewers the ancient Spartans and brands Leonidas as a "war-mongering latent homosexual" an actual lyric in a song used in the film. But this " is gay" idea was played out by the time had left theaters; the "It's Raining Men" music video parody of that spread online last year did a far better and shorter job of pointing out the obvious than Spartans ever does.
It just isn't funny.
Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.
Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation. They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements.
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Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans.
When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly. Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino.
Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a " Yo Momma " fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed. Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins.
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Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband.
Following her address to the Council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster.