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A great memorable quote from the Ed Wood movie on - Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi. Dolores Fuller: Why, I thought he was dead. Edward . Ed Wood Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay and/or the Tim Finally, the Ed Wood script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Tim This is the time in your life when you're supposed to be struggling. . You met Basil Rathbone! Oh, to heck with you. I met Bela Lugosi. - Why, I thought he was dead. Bela Lugosi: I'm seventy, but I don't know it. When the mind is young, the spirit is still vigorous, like [puts an arm around Ed] like a young man.

Can your heart stand the true facts of the shocking story Well, a couple of things have changed. It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more. Goddamn Variety had to put the story before I got the rights.

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Now that bitch is asking for the sky. Oh, you're not gonna make the movie? No, of course I'm gonna make the picture! I already presold Alabama and Oklahoma. Those repressed Okies, they go for that twisted, perverted stuff. We'll just do it without the shemale.

Is there a script? But there's a poster. Weiss, look no further, I'm your man. I work fast and I'm a deal. I write and direct. I just did a play in Hollywood and Victor Crowley himself praised its realism. There's about guys in this town that could say the same thing. On the phone you said you had some "special qualifications"?

I have never told anyone what I'm about to tell you. But I really want this job. No, not at all. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. You're not a fruit? No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.

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Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. You gotta be kidding me. Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassier and panties.

I wasn't afraid of being killed, but I was terrified of being wounded and having the medics discover my secret. So you think this qualifies you to direct my movie? I know what it's like to live with a secret and worry what people are gonna think of you.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. Ed, you seem like a nice kid, but look around ya. I don't hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories. I make movies like "Chained Girls. I'm sorry, that's all that matters. I can't even fold my arms. Gee, Mister Lugosi, I-I've never had any complaints.

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. Your selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time! Mister Lugosi, why are you buying a coffin? I'm planning on dying soon. I'm embarking on another truck and bus tour of "Dracula". Twelve cities in ten days, if that's conceivable.

You know, you're, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movies.

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I refuse to drive in this country. I have a car. Boy, Mister Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out? I have no next picture. You gotta be joking. A big star like you? You must have dozens of 'em lined up. In the old days, yes. Now, no one gives two fucks for Bela. This business, this town I'm just an ex-boogeyman. So what was the important news you couldn't tell me on the phone, again? Well, I started thinking about how you said your movies needed to make a profit.

Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful? No, better than that. Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap. Yes — but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something!

Crap with a star. Maybe the biggest money maker you've ever had. You maybe right, but it doesn't frickin' matter! I can't afford a star, so what are we even talking about? No, he's not dead! He lives in Baldwin Hills. I met him recently, and he really wants to be in our movie. Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick? Because he's my friend! You can direct it. I want a script in three days. We start shooting a week from Monday. You won't regret it! I won't let you down!

So that's where my sweater's been. Oh, I hate it when she interrupts the picture. She doesn't show 'em the proper respect. I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs! My gosh, Bela, how do you do that? You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian. Eddie, you got me a new picture, eh? It's gonna be a great picture and you'll love your character.

Listen, work some parties, hit the bars, and get me transvestites! Everybody, we're about to embark on quite a journey: But when it's over, we'll have a picture that'll entertain, enlighten, and maybe even move millions of people. You know which movie of yours I love, Mister Lugosi? You were great as Karloff's sidekick. Karloff does not deserve to smell my SHIT! That Limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care! How dare that asshole bring up Karloff?

You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It's all, all makeup, and-and grunting. I agree a hundred percent. Now Dracula — there's a part that takes talent. But, Georgie, I'm proud! You gotta be joking, a great star like you?

You must have dozens of them lined up! Back in the old days, yes Now, no one gives two fucks for Bela. But you're a big star! I haven't worked in four years. This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out. You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian Bela Lugosi: And you must be Hungarian.

Do you reject Satan and all of his evils? Lets shoot this fucker! Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life makeing someone else's dreams? We are all intrested in the future cause that is where we will be spending the rest of our lives Criswell: We are all interested in the future cause that is where we will be spending the rest of our lives. Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit Bela Lugosi: Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit.

I'll have no problem remembering. The blood, the blood is horror Bela Lugosi: The blood, the blood is horror. I met Bela Lugosi! Well I thought he was dead. No he's very much alive! I wear women's clothes. I like to dress in women's clothing. This is the one. This is the one I'll be remember for. They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers Who would believe such nonsense?

Bullshit, Im ready now. I think we should cange the title to plan 9 from outer space. Plan 9 thats ridicules. Your like the got Ahhhh so I pull the string.


Transvestites, I need transvestites Ed Wood: Transvestites, I need transvestites. Eddy what kind of a movie were making? No, not at all.