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I'm not percent sure of peak times in the working day of an escort, but I think maybe mornings are downtime. She answered on the second ring and sounded breathy and a little throaty. If a boner could answer the phone, that's the voice it would use. Not bad at all. Continue Reading Below Advertisement I said hello and for no good reason immediately followed this by saying I did not want to have sex. Literally, she said hello and I said,"Hi.

I don't want to have sex. I heard something like a grunt on the other end and she said "OK. I explained to her that I wanted to spend time with her, but just like a date. I wanted to pay her to go out with me, have dinner, and chat.

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I should have started with that. Not once on the phone did she herself mention anything about sex or money, which I figured was a pretty professional way to handle things. You never know if I'm a completely moronic police officer, after all.

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I tried my best to clarify what it would cost me, but she insisted that everything I needed to know was online, and if I was serious, I'd know what to do.

Basically this meant me doing math. This was the first moment that doubt and trepidation set in. She put a value on sex, but now I had to put a value on funny. We settled on a time and a place and ended our conversation.

I had just solicited a prostitute. My family would be proud, if they weren't worse people than me already. I would have to wing things from here. I felt that was a good time for a late dinner that made me seem like an adult, plus, for the next few hours we spent together, it would stretch into what I figure is a sexy time of night. As you may have noticed, I'm a complete idiot. I don't date a lot. The restaurant was fancy in that way that there are no crayons on the table and no one wears pieces of flair.

I showered twice before leaving my house, proving to myself that I have a weird kind of OCD about strangers and sex, and headed out. Arriving 35 minutes early, I proceeded to drink at the bar until Jasmine finally arrived. As a man with some ability to make people laugh, in my day-to-day machinations I've dabbled in flirting with attractive women before; I've even had success.

I don't want to brag, but I have touched a boob before, and it was just swell. So I'm no rookie at this sort of thing. That said, Jasmine was like sex that something had arranged in the shape of a person and held together with a shimmery black dress and lipstick.

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If sensuality smelled like bacon, this girl would have been Jewish kryptonite. I was a little stunned. Also a little drunk.

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Why do you think they call it "porking"? She said hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek as she took a seat next to me at the bar. Because I'm sly and shit, I literally leaned back a few inches to look at her ass.

It really was sweet. We made chitchat briefly as I tried to think of a cool way to bring up giving her a wad of cash I had in an envelope because she was a prostitute and I was a john. Luckily she was on top of that like stink on a monkey and had her tiny purse on the bar before I figured out what I wanted to say and suggested I just slide my donation inside. Surreal landscapes reflect my mood as I drive to meet the hooker in blessed air con along salt flats feet below sea level, with far-off mountains rising into haze.

I pass pink and violet shadings at Zabriski Point, wavy outcroppings of mineral and rock, sand dunes, ghost towns, and abandoned mines. Lots of time to ponder why I'm doing this.

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Maybe feet from the door, by a big sign, the wreckage of a small plane, as if some horny pilot couldn't get there fast enough. The reception area at Angel's Ladies looks like a neat, paneled rec room from the s.

There's no bar, just some seating, and a shower room off to the side. I'm warmly greeted by Miranda, the manager and one of the half dozen or so women who lines up most days and nights to be chosen, as she says, by "truckers, virgin kids, and frustrated husbands. When she smiles sweetly, she looks like my third grade teacher, Miss Astor. She sits me down on a couch, asks if I want some water, and tells me she's a forty-something grandmother, and an online business-administration student.

She used to work in a factory, and likes her current job much better. Not what I expected. Miranda says she's on her own, the money's good and steady, and she enjoys people. She doesn't mind filling out the tax forms and conforming to the strict health codes imposed by Nevada. She explains that she shares fees with the couple who owns the place, and prices are slightly negotiable. She hands me a piece of paper. The menu of services seems pretty standard.

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Nothing too kinky, nothing too expensive: Only one man comes in during my half-hour afternoon visit. He turns and looks out the window when he sees me, and swiftly walks to the back of the house with a pleasant woman on his arm. A few of the other hookers, younger than Miranda but not any prettier, saunter by in robes, which jolts me a bit; I feel like an overdressed prude on a really casual Friday. Miranda probably dressed up so wholesomely just for me.

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She chats openly about being safe and serving clients, and sounds a bit like a women talking about the joys of a rotisserie on an infomercial.

But as she laughs and asks about my life, I do see more clearly why my lawyer companion could befriend a prostitute. I could hang out with Miranda myself, maybe lunch at the Cheesecake Factory, and then shopping for strappy Nine Wests at the mall. She's gotten to me. We say fuzzy goodbyes and I spend the night in a Beatty Holiday Inn, thinking things through.